All prompts from veteranfangirl, haha.
KRISTANNA (Kristoff/Anna, Disney’s Frozen)
when I started shipping it if I did: Pretty much as soon as I saw gifs of them on veteranfangirl before I even watched the movie.
my thoughts: Honestly they’re really good for each other. Kristoff grounds Anna, reminds her to use her common sense; Anna brings fun out in Kristoff, loosens him up and lets him be a little more free. They’re super adorable/hot/cute together OH MY GODDDDD. Also they develop such a deep, deep trust and care and devotion that’s so amazing. I personally think they have really good communication; not always immediately, because Anna can be fiesty and fly off the handle while Kristoff can be gruff and bottle things up. But I think they always end up apologizing for spats and talking it out and really taking care of each other’s needs in every way. Oh, and they bang like a screen door in a hurricane.
What makes me happy about them: EVERYTHING.
What makes me sad about them: That Kristoff had to watch Anna die right after he really realized he loved her. That it probably took Anna longer to realize she loved Kristoff than it did for him to realize he loved her. That she probably occasionally has freakouts about their relationship of a PTSD fashion based on what happened with Hans (and it’s not Hans, it’s Kristoff, and Kristoff would never ever hurt her, she knows this, but sadly that’s not how these things work; like bri-ecrit wrote a great engagement fic where Kristoff proposes and Anna FREAKS THE FUCK OUT and has a panic attack and literally runs away, and when they work it out later she tells him it’s because of flashbacks to Hans - like I think this is A Thing that happens sometimes to them and it makes me sad).
things done in fanfic that annoys me: The author forgetting about Kristoff’s sass.
things I look for in fanfic: Dominant Mountain Man Kristoff. Banter. Teasing. Adorableness.
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Nobody in canon, honestly.
My happily ever after for them: It takes a lot of fanangling (because really the princess SHOULD NOT marry a commoner) but with some help from Elsa they end up getting married and have a few adorable kids and Kristoff is an amazing daddy and they grow old and sassy together.
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Kristoff kind of has to be the big spoon due to size difference. Anna can try but she barely gets her arm around his side.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: I think Anna really likes going up into the mountains with Kristoff - not all the way up to ice-harvesting territory but like out in the woods, hiking, just being outside and walking and talking together.
ROSEMANDO (Rosemary/Fernando, Ashita no Nadja)
when I started shipping it if I did: I don’t remember how it started but I know veteranfangirl was largely to blame.
my thoughts: It’s total crackship with them aged up. The concept in my head is that post-series, Rosemary stays working as a servant in Fernando’s estate. She works in the laundry and brings his fresh clothes up to his rooms, which is how it all starts. They’re terrible for each other; they constantly fight to gain the upper hand; the whole affair (because it’s an affair, not a relationship) is very competitive and power-play (and not in a healthy way) and sometimes cruel. Rosemary ends up fully seducing him and they have a torrid secret sexual affair. They begin to have some sort of feelings for each other but they both know they’re messed-up feelings and not really healthy ones. Sometimes this bothers them but mostly they just keep the game spinning and don’t think about the future when it’s inevitably going to fall apart. It’s a delicate delicate balance between “I don’t give a shit about you, I just use you for your body and to feel powerful” and “I feel a tenderness towards you that I will never fully admit but comes out sometimes in gestures” (both feelings occuring in both parties). It’s really fucked up and I love it.
What makes me happy about them: They’re like fuckin firecrackers and it’s awesome.
What makes me sad about them: God, everything when you think about it too much.
things done in fanfic that annoys me: Haha none exists so N/A.
things I look for in fanfic: Again, N/A.
Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: ANYBODY GOD.
My happily ever after for them: They don’t have one. Because while they feel a fondness for each other, they’ll never be in love, so Fernando would never do the backflips necessary to get away with courting a commoner. Their best-case scenario is ending their affair on equal footing and Rosemary leaving the estate forever.
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Fernando grabs onto her in the night because he gets night terrors, especially if the windows are closed. Fernando gets really claustrophobic when he sleeps.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: They don’t have one oh my god.